A: A Beautiful Mine | A Cock & Ynysbwl Story | A Farewell To Arms Park | A Fishguard Rhondda | Ammanford All Seasons | A Man For All Saesons | A Shotton The Dark | A View To A Rhyl | Absolute Gower | South Walian Vs Predator | Porthcawl The President's Men | All Quiet On The Western Mail Front Page | All's Well That Taff's Well | All That Milford Haven Allows | Bangor Management | Taff's Well That Ends Well | An American In Powys | Apocalypse Now In A Minute | Austin Powys | An American Werewolf In Llandough | Tramorfa-ly Big Adventure | Abertar | Taffatar B: The Bangor Meinhof Complex | Brackla To The Future | Bad Boyos II | Bad Day At Blackwood | Bangor Dangerous | Be Coal | Behind Ewenny Lines | Being John Machynlleth | Being By There | Ben Hirwaun | Bend It Like Brecon | The Caerphilly Hillbillies | Big Fishguard | Big Trouble In Little Caerau | Bill & Ted's Llantrisant Adventure | Blackwood Dahlia | Billy The Kidwelly | Blackwood Dahlia | Black Hawk Southerndown | Black Swansea | The Blair Whitchurch Project | Blood Dai Muns | The Book Of Ely | Bonnie And Clydach | Boyos Don't Cry | Max Boyce N The Hood | Brackula | Brecond At Tiffanys | The Breakfast Clwb | The Bedwas Club | Bridge On The River Wye | Bridgend On The River Dai | Trowbridge Over The River Kwai | The Bridges Of Monmouthsire County | Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Resolven | Bryn It On | Broke Black Mountain| Brokeback Mountain Ash | Pembroke Back Mountain | Born On The Borth Of July | Blaina-Risca Social Club | Bulletproof Monkash | Butty Blue | Bwlch Cassidy & The Sundance Kidwelly C: Porthcawl Of The Wild | Carleon's Way | Carrie(ad) | Carry On Penrhyceiber | Carew On Camping | Barry On Up The Khyber | Casabrackla | Cwtch Me If You Can | Canton A Hot Tin Roof | Chitty Chitty Bangor Bangor | Citizen Vincent Kane | Coal Hand Luke | Valleys Commando | Cynon The Barbarian | Conway Air | Brecon Air | Crocodile Tondu | Cwtch-22 | Crimson Tidy D: Dai Of The Dead | The Bach Knight | Dai Another Day | Dai Hard | Dai-liverance | The Dai Vinci Coed | The Dai After Tomorrow | The Dai Of The Jackal | Days Of Rhondda | The Day Pentyrch Stood Still | The Bay Of The Triffids | Debbie Does Dinas | Debbie Does Dowlais | Sheep Throat | Deconstructing Barry | The Cardiff Devils' Rejects | Dial 'M' For Merthyr | Dai'Muns Are Forever | Dirty Barry | bDo The Rhyl Thing | Doc Holyhead | Dr Grangelove | Gog Soldiers | Draethen Miss Daidy | Butt, Where's Me Cardiff? E: E.T.: Extra Treharris-trial | 8 Pyle | East Of Ely | Easy Rhyadder | End Of Dais | Escape From Newport | Eternal Sunshine Of The Splottless Mind | Dai's Wide Shut | The Evans Family | Every Which Way But Rhoose F: Farewell, Llandovery | Cyfarther Of The Bride | Fight Clwb | Fist Of The Nos Da | A Fist Full Of Dowlais | Flatblaenaus | The Flintshirestones | Foot-Rhoose | For a Few Dollars Ogmore | Treforest Gump | The Porth Protocol | From Usk Till Dawn | From By 'Ere To Eternity | Whose Coat's This Full Metal Jacket | The Full Ponty G: The Gangs Of Newportf | The Golden Malpas | Moldfinger | Coalfinger | Glengarry Glendwyr | The God-Cyfarthfa | Good Rhyl Hunting | The Good, The Bad & The Rudry | The Goodwick, The Bard & The Buckley | Treorchy Park | Gwladiator | The Grapes Of Roath | The Greatest Show On Urdd | Green Pyle | The Green Mumbles Mile | Grizzly Adamsdown | Guess Who's Coming To Dinas | The Gurnos Navarone H: Hamburger Rhyl | Llansamlet, Prince Of Penmark | Hancoch | Happy Gilfach | The Harlech They Come | Barry Potter... & The Philosopher's Peterstone ...& The Prisoner Of Abergavenny ...& The Prisoner Of Abersychan ...& The Deathly Willows | He's Just Not That Into Ewes | Hefin Can Wait | Pwllheliraiser | Haverfordwest Was Won | Flat Holm Alone | How Green Was Myfanwy | How To Lose A Guy In Tenby Days I: I, Talbot | I, Robutt | I am Bridgend | Llandudno What You Did Last Summer | In The Valley Of Ely | Independence Daif In Diana Jones In The Cardiff Arms Park | In The Name Of Cyfarthfa | Lyndsey Anna Jones & The Ram Raiders Of Splott Park | Invasion Of Llanboidy Snatchers | A Gwlad, Gwlad, Gwlad, Gwlad World J: Jesus Of Narbeth | Journey To The Centre Of Penarth K: Kill Rhyl | Cyncoed Kong | The King An' Dai | Kingdom Of Bevan | Kiss Kiss, Bangor Bangor L: Bala Bamba | Killay Confidential | The Llandaff Time Forgot | Whitland That Time Forgot | Last Exit To Brackla | Last Tango In Powysf (or ...Treharris) | The Last King Of Splottland | The Last Shumai | Caerleon The Pig Farmer | Llay Yr Cake | Llyn Girls | Lawrence Of Aberoer | The Legend Of Bangor Vance | Lethal Brecon | Carleon, The Witch & The Wardrobe | Live And Let Dai | Look Bach In Anger | Taiback In Anger | Look Rhoose Talking | Look You Now Who's Talking | The Laugharne Goodbye | The Longest Dai | Lord Of The Rhigos | JPR Tolkein's Lord Of The Rings | The Lost Boyos | Lost In Trawsfynnedd | Loving Ewe (starring Elvis Preseli) M: Mad Max Boyce | The Magic Bute | The Magnificent Severn | Ammanford All Seasons | The Man With Two Brains SAs | Manhattan Merthyr Mystery | Mamphis Belle | Men In Blackwood | The Menai Stare At Goats | Menai In Black | Merthyr On The Orient Express | Mighty Morphin' Powys Rangers | Midnight Cowbridge | Midnight Cowboyo | Minority Newport | Miskin-geniality | Mold Mountain | Ystradd Mynach of the Glen | Murder She Roath | My Left Saundersfoot | My Cousin Abergavenny | Mystic Riverside | Much Ado About Ruthin | Mumbles Fish N: Napoleon Blaenau-mite | Never Ending Storey Arms | Never Say Nefin Again | Knighton The Living Dead | Nil By Monmouth | Nine And A Half Leeks | Conwy For Old Men | North By North Wales | Nosferatu: Phantom der Neath | Notting Rhyl O: O Brother, Where You To? | O Merthyr, Where Art Thou? | Of Maes And Men | Mold School | Snowdon Golden Pond | Once Upon Time In UWIST | Once Upon A Time In Abertawef | Our Man (In) Flint P: Paint Your Dragon | The Painted Vale | Twmpaths Of Glory | Pentrebane-spotting | Pentwyn Peaks | Lampeter Pan | The Pink Pantmawr | Pitch Bach | Caerphillidephia | Pont Break or Point Breconff | Ponty Python & The Holy Grail | Ponty Mython's Life Of Ieuan | The Gower And The Glory | Powys, Texas | The Coalman Always Rings Twice | Psycoed | The Purple Rose Of Caerau R: Radyrs Of The Splott Park | Raging Bwlch | Raglan Bull | Brymbo: First Blood | Red Dragon (FM) | Remains Of The Dai | Reservoir Groggs | The Rhyl McCoy | Risca Business [Was this our first ever one?] | A Mumbles In The Bronx | Runaway St Bride's S: Salem's Splott | Santa Clwyd The Movie | Saving Private Rhian | Saving Private Ryan Giggs | Scott Pyle-grim VS The World | Anglesey Of Love | S4C No Evil, Hear No Evil| See Splott Run | Seven Sisters Act | Se7ern | Lampshank Redemption | Shooting Fishguard | Silence Of The Lampeters, or Silence Of The Llans | Philog Millionaire | Sheeping Beauty | Sheepless In Seattle | Snowdon & The Severn Dwarfs | Some Like It Splott | Spidermun| Wrexham Like It Hot | South Wales Echo Park | Sparface | Splott Fuzz | St Clears And Present Danger | The St David's Day Massacre | Stagecwtch | Star Trek: The Search For Splott | Star Trecco Bay | Star Wars: Return Of The Bleddau | Star Wars: Return Of The Menai | Star Wars: Revenge Of The 'Diff | Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Bach | Star Wars: Clydach Of The Clones | Star Wars: The Canton Menace | Eisteddfod Wives | Sweet Home Abertawe | Sword In The Rogerstone T: The Taking Of Pengham 1,2,3 | Taff Guys | The Tenby Commandments | There's Something About Abertillery | There's Something About Maerdy | Things To Do In Denbigh When You're Dead | Thornhills Have Eyes | There Will Be Blodwen | The Day The Urdd Stood Still | They Died With Their Daps On | They Died With Their Betsan | The Third Mun | This Is Ringland | This Is Spinal Taff | The Spy Who Came Off At The Coldra | The Tower Colliery Inferno | Three-Tenby To Yuma | Tirphil A Mockingbird | To Rhyl A Mockingbird | TrainSplotting | 20,000 Leagues Under Swansea | 28 Dais Later | 28 Leeks Later | Pentwyn Town | Towyn Town | Two Days In The Valleys | 2001: A Space Oswestry | Twp Gun | 24-Hour Ponty Peoplef V: Valleys Of The Dolls | Llanilar Skies W: Fairwatership Down | West Side Storey Arms | What Lies By-Neath | What's Eating Gylfach Grape? | When Barry Met Sully | Where Angels Fear To Tredegar | Where Eagles Aberdare | Who Aberdare Wins | Huw Framed Roger Rarebit | Who Framed Rogerstone Rabbit | Whitchurch Of Eastwick | Wild At Clart | Ystwyth-nail & I | Without A Clwyd | The Wizard Of Oswestry | The Wind in The Wylfa

Welshification explained

You may be wondering what this site is all about. In short, it's a folly. If the humourously modified film titles make any sense to you, or even makes you chuckle, then you're probably Welsh or at least know Wales. If you've never been to the beautiful country of Wales (or Cymru, as it's known in the native tongue) then why not? It's great. By the way, Welshification is not a real word, we don't think.

Taffywood is a game my brother Al and I began playing one night out, years ago, in a Cardiff nightclub. "We were in Soda Bar, bored, and drinkin' like fools when we saw a guy who looked exactly like Tom Cruise," remembers Al. "So one of us said, 'Imagine if Tom starred in Welsh versions of all his films while he's here on holiday.' I did say we were bored..." And inebriated, clearly. Strangely, it turns out that Tom Cruise is actually Welsh. (Should have known really, given his height...)

Please note: as far as we know, Tom Cruise never actually visited the long-since-closed Soda Bar on St Mary Street, let alone work there as barman. He may have preferred Charles Street.

So, if you enjoy wordplay and puns, then seeing how many film titles you can Welshify to comic effect becomes kind of addictive. If you like this site, please mention it to your mates. And please let us know if you have any good ones (films I mean, not friends - we have plenty of those, believe it or not). After all, that's why we made this. You'll find us at the bar (though you could use the Suggestion form) Christian

A-Z Fuzzy Logic
If the first letter of a film's title has been changed due to its Welshification it will remain under the letter with which the film originally began. So for example, Treforest Gump (one of our early and enduring favourites) is listed under F. In this way people can easily check if their suggestions have already been listed and what various permutations on any one film title have been thought up. Hey, it made sense at the time.

For a Few Dollars Ogmore
Visit our sister website I Loves The 'Diff to see what we've created (and you can buy)...

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